A few months ago, I watched Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire on Netflix. I wasn’t a big fan. The story and characters were paper thin, and I felt no emotional attachment to any of it at all. It felt like a tired rehash of everything from Star Wars to Seven Samurai. It had some decent action scenes but ultimately fell flat.
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But it had already been announced that there were two of these movies, so the sequel was already inevitable. So join me as we once again jump into the world of Kora the heroine, some tough army general guy, Kora’s boyfriend, a chick with ripoff lightsabers, another chick who looks a lot like Furiosa from Mad Max and who I actually forgot about entirely from the first movie, and Bronan the Brobarian. There’s also a robot with antlers and a cape who is voiced by Anthony Hopkins.
If you have no idea who any of these schmucks are, that’s fine. I hardly do either, and I watched both movies. I’m not going to rehash any of the story beats from the first movie because I don’t want to and most of it is pretty boring. Basically, our dull protagonists have returned to their home planet and they know that the bad guys are on their tail and they only have a few days to prepare for their arrival.
But before they do that, they spend a lot of time harvesting grain. If you are one of those people who really enjoy watching people harvest grain, often in slow motion, then boy howdy this is the movie for you. I am of course being sarcastic, because grain harvesting is extremely boring to watch and the grain harvesting scenes should have been half as long, at most. They do try to justify all this, since the Imperium or the Motherworld or whatever the bad guys are called want the grain they are harvesting, so the good guys harvest the grain and put bags of it around their village to prevent the bad guys from just blasting them from space with their death lasers. I suppose this makes a degree of sense but there is still no reason for the grain harvesting scenes to go on for as long as they do.
But before the big battle begins, director/writer/producer/cinematographer Zack Snyder seems to realize that all the characters are dull as dishwater and there is little to no reason to care about any of them, so there’s a lengthy scene where they sit down around a dinner table and tell each other their backstories. It is an extremely clunky and inorganic way of conveying backstory, and while some of their stories have some cool visuals, it does very little to make the characters more interesting.
I did kinda like General Titus, the tough army general guy, but that had more to do with the fact that he was played by Djimon Hounsou, who is a great actor and I always like the characters he plays. If I cared about any of the characters at all, it was thanks to the actors playing them being able to make something out of nothing and had nothing to do with any good writing by Snyder and the other screenwriters (because there isn’t any good writing in either of the Rebel Moon movies).
Meanwhile, the main bad guy from the first movie, who I think was called General Noble (usually I would look this up to make sure I got the character’s name right but I don’t care enough about this movie to expend the 30 seconds it would take to look up), has survived and is ready to wreak havoc on our oh-so-memorable heroes. He is also sporting a haircut that can only be described as the Space Hitler, or Spitler if you will (couldn’t help it). He and the rest of his minions wear uniforms that are very Nazi-like, making the comparison to Hitler (or Spitler) all the more obvious. Zack Snyder’s films are not subtle.
I also have to take a minute to gripe about Zack Snyder’s cinematography. I know nothing about cameras and lenses and all that, but I know when I see something that bothers me, and there are a few things I’ve noticed about movies for which Snyder was the cinematographer, including both Rebel Moon movies and Army of the Dead, which came out on Netflix a few years ago.
OK, let’s see if I can talk about this without sounding like a complete idiot. When I watch a movie, I like for the things I see on the screen to be in focus. I understand that it can be an effective stylistic decision to have some things be in focus and some things a bit out of focus, but in these Snyder movies it seems like in a lot of shots things on the outer edges of the frame are blurry. It’s like the center of the screen is in focus but as you go farther out things get more out of focus until they start to have this weird sort of haze to them. It always makes me think that either my TV is broken or I need to get my eyes checked.
It absolutely bugs the heck out of me. I feel like this must be intentional on Snyder’s part, and I hate it because it is distracting, which is the exact opposite of what good cinematography should be, right? I mean, isn’t the entire point to make you forget you’re watching a movie? Another annoying thing is that in a lot of shots the lights are too bright. Like, when two people are having a conversation in front of a window the light from the window is so bright it washes out the features of the people talking. Has anyone else who has seen these movies been bothered by these things? I’d love to know.
Getting back to the movie’s story (or what there is of it), eventually the final battle begins. The film’s second half is almost non-stop combat, and some of it is pretty cool. But Snyder overindulges in slow motion shots (a well-known tendency of his), and the overuse of slow motion sometimes seems like Snyder is trying to make individual moments more epic or cool than they really are. I think that slow motion would be more effective if used more sparingly, to give individual moments more impact. But Snyder overuses the technique and it frequently lessens the impact of those cool moments instead of emphasizing them.
The movie’s special effects are good, and there are some excellent explosions, which are important in an action movie. I enjoyed Kora’s battle with Spitler on Spitler’s Evil Spaceship of Doom (which I think was called the Dreadnaught). The ship has been sabotaged and is in the process of crashing and exploding during the battle, and that bit was good fun.
To no one’s great surprise, our plucky-but-forgettable heroes emerge victorious. But then something really dumb happens. For both movies, Kora has felt super guilty about assassinating some princess (I forget what she was the princess of or why this was supposedly significant), and after the battle is over, when she expresses her remorse over killing the princess, General Titus, out of absolutely nowhere, is like, “Oh yeah, that princess totally isn’t dead,” and then they all swear an oath to find the princess and the movie ends.
Wait, what?
Aside from being blatant sequel bait (Snyder has said he wants to make more of these movies), this makes no sense and comes completely out of left field. How in the heckballs does Titus know this? And why oh why did he not mention this earlier? He presumably knew beforehand that Kora felt bad about killing the princess, so why was he just sitting on this little nugget of information? It also completely fails to have any sort of emotional impact, since we barely have any idea of who the princess is supposed to be.
That was very annoying, but I’m probably overthinking it. Even though I’ve spent most of this post griping about it, I do still think that Rebel Moon Part Two is a very slight improvement over Part One, but it was a low bar to clear so that’s not saying very much. In the second movie it at least feels like there’s something at stake, as opposed to the first movie which entirely lacked tension or stakes, and the characters were somewhat more likable. Overall I found the second movie to be more enjoyable than the first, despite its MANY flaws.
Both Rebel Moon movies end up feeling extremely derivative. Borrowing from other movies isn’t automatically a bad thing, but Snyder never does anything new or interesting with the DNA he swipes from other movies, and both Rebel Moon flicks end up feeling like a hodgepodge of other, better movies. I don’t hate Zack Snyder as a person or anything (he sounds like a pretty good dude), and I’ve enjoyed some of his other movies, but if he could tone down some of his more annoying tendencies as a filmmaker and put more care into creating something that feels truly unique instead of derivative, his movies would be much more rewarding.